Excuse me sir, would you like a new friend?
3x05 - 4x04
Mary Berry + Alcoholic Doughnuts
YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I
It’s all right. These people won’t hurt me.
Come one, come all
See the finest girl in France
Make an entrance to entrance
I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
*turns up music*
I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Hey. Leave her alone.
Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
I can make that happen.
Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
A kitten has been caught on camera discovering her own tail. And it seems like she has no idea the moving “toy” is actually attached to her body, or that she has any control over it.